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I Didn't Know They Sold That at the Farmer's Market
(by Sam Pierstorff, City of Modesto's Poet Assholeaute)

"When asked why they come [to Modesto, CA], prostitutes have told officers that they like the area . . . . It's warm, so it's easy to be outside. And business is good, especially during the harvesting season."

Where can you find 300 pounds of testicles frying to crispy, warm and — oh yes — gooey perfection?
Oakdale!
That was probably an easy question. The hard question is "How do they taste?"
Hold your gag reflex. Since they are marinated, well seasoned and deep fried, they taste OK. I won't be incorporating them into my regular diet. But I can stomach it for the novelty factor. Can you?