nuts

I Didn't Know They Sold That at the Farmer's Market
(by Sam Pierstorff, City of Modesto's Poet Assholeaute)

"When asked why they come [to Modesto, CA], prostitutes have told officers that they like the area . . . . It's warm, so it's easy to be outside. And business is good, especially during the harvesting season."

Did anyone out there go see Randy Johnson pitch yesterday against the Nuts? I have always been a big baseball fan, but I missed this big event. I congratulate the Nuts on a victory! I can't wait to get out and see them play! They really make the community proud.

You know that we are still a small farm town in some ways when our main newspaper has to report on stolen nuts.