Start your day off with a giggle!

OK so IM going through all of my blogs here at Modesto Famous. Oh my gosh.. If I had as much money as I have blogs that I have put up here, I would be a billionaire. Smiles.. Anywho, I found this one I put up awhile back and it brought smiles to my face. Smiles and laughter is where its at friends. Here it is again and I invite you to read it and feel good, life’s too short to worry about the things that are what they are. Just give it to God.. That’s another blog IM working on here.. Don't worry be a happy.. It is what it is..
I love Modesto!
Efren j
AKA the Quake

OK, So I’m starting to hear voices. Do you believe in ghosts?

Last Night Nat woke me up at about 3AM and said “Efren, someone’s in the house' What! She said,
“Efren, I heard a voice in the office“ I woke up immediately and looked at the Alarm. The light was red and no sensors had been tripped. I told Nat she was imagining things. Go back to sleep! A few minutes later, she said, “Did you hear that" OMG! Yes I did. She said, “See I told you.‿ I told her to go look and she said, “Me!" I said, “you heard it first." She kicked me! LOL
Still I looked at the Alarm and it was hot. No sensors had been tripped. So, I’m thinking at this point it’s a ghost. OMG! I looked over at my dogs and told them to Attack!!! They looked at me yawned at went back to sleep. Great! OK so its up to me to be the man of the house and go check it out. Yikes!

Got out of bed, slipped on my Sponge Bob slippers and made my way to the door. WAIT! If it’s a ghost, it might be a evil ghost. OMG! Their it is again, THE VOICE!
OK so I told my wife, come with me. She said “NO WAY!" Someone here has to get the dogs to safety. Great, I’m on my own.. So, I went to my night stand and grabbed my Rosary then proceeded to go check it out. So I’m thinking, no worries I got Jesus here and I’m cool. Sure enough I started to go through the house turning on every light while I was heading to the office. I finally get there & nothing!
Nobody was there and then I proceeded to go through the house checking all the rooms. Still, the Alarm was hot and NO sensor had been tripped. So I went back to bed and I told Nat, nothing was there. So we went back to bed feeling weird and said a little prayer together. Just as soon as we where about to fall asleep, the voice came out again from the office. We both laid there frozen freaked OUT!
OK, that was way loud and this time I said your coming with me to check it out. Both of us went to the office creeping along very slowly and turning on every light as we went through the house. Got to the office, and nothing.. Just the light I had left on from earlier and the fishy’s on the computers screen saver. She looked at me and said, “that’s a new screen saver." I had just bought the new screen saver after I got the new monitor. I hear having aquariums are known to relax you. This one is even better. No fish poop to clean up. Cool. So we both gazed at it for a few moments, starting to admire the beautiful fish on the screen. Suddenly, the Damn fish spoke to us and it freaked us out. LOL
We laughed so hard, that it was nearly impossible for us to go back to sleep. OMG I’m such a dork. I guess I should have checked it out more in depth before installing it. Hey, I just seen the pretty fishy’s and I wanted it. Well, later that morning I checked out the software and the fish not only can talk to you, but you can program them to say different things. Like, “Hey Efren! You look marvelous today" “Dude, your muscles are getting so big" LOL and “WOW! You’re the coolest" LOL I should just hope that Nat never figures out how to program the fish to say things to me. LOL OK, so you get the idea.. That’s life folks. Well, should I say that’s another day in the silly life of mine.
Good Night All
Efren J