So every night I have been craving pumpkin pie

For the last week, I have been craving pumpkin pie when I go to bed & I haven’t been able to figure it out. Every night before bed, I go through the same ritual. I wash my face, apply my forever 21 face creams, “smiles" brush my teeth, give praise to my God for another day and kiss my wife and doggies good night.

Just as soon as I put on our Flintstones DVD to help us get into our happy place for sleep. I have had this crazy urge for pumpkin pie. Crazy! IM not hungry, and I generally can do without eating a snack before bed. But this urge has gotten stronger and stronger every night. OMG I thought, perhaps it’s a sign of me getting older. Hmmm, Is this what 40 will be like? Thoughts of food before bed time, seeing pumpkin pies dancing in my head, visions of me swimming in tall glasses of milk. OMG! Or perhaps IM just going crazy.. Don’t answer that. Smiles..
Well, tonight I fallowed the same ritual. I washed my face, applied my beauty creams, brushed my teeth, kissed my dogs good night then turned to my wife. OMG! I figured it out.. I recently hooked her up with a gift card, “just because" from Body Works at the mall. As I reached over to kiss her good night, she said, how do you like this new lotion?

Me: new lotion?.. OMG!
Her: ya its new and it kind of makes me hungry smelling it.

I reached over and gave her a good smell and sure enough, the lotion had the sent of Pumpkin Pie..
LOL! I was so happy, I told her that every night for the past week I have been craving pumpkin pie at bed time and I couldn’t figure out why. She giggled

I then gave her an even bigger good night kiss and said, I seriously thought I was going bonkers in my old age here because of your new pumpkin pie lotion . What a relief I said, going bonkers.. Could you believe it, Me.. She answered with a little giggle then rolled over and went to sleep. Hmmmm
Good night all
AKA
Fred Flintstone
PS I’m so glad I got her a lotion that smelled like pumpkin pie and not Aqua Velva.. OMG! Ekk...