The city is seeking $250,000.00 in funding from The Federal Transit Administration to repair bus stops and bird-proof the downtown transit center on 9th Street because I guess birds "poop on passengers" as they wait for their buses. Seems like a lot of money to ward off the pigeons and their active anuses, but I just thought this was funny. Read the whole article here...
http://www.modbee.com/local/story/12217249p-12958575c.html

Look out for the poop...