I need a real job

It's going to be a year in November that I've worked at my current job. It is only the second job I've ever had but the last one I was at for a year also. So that two years of job experience. Anyways, the current one is a retail sort of situation. And cashier. And of course by now I hate it. Obviously, you know?
But lately I started to really, really DREAD it. So I know I need a new one soon.
I guess I'm a tiny bit picky when looking for a job that I'd at least like. I don't want to work with food or be in any major retail environments. And I would not be good at much general labor as I'm not physically strong.
I don't really expect to magically recieve the perfect job that uses my artistic abilities and challenges me and makes me happy everyday (and pays well!). But really...I'd take anything that's better than this. Trying to interact with large crowds of angry, mean people just isn't making me feel good (again I say; obviously).
So do me a favor. Hire me.
Thanks